1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Copyright (C) NRK 2 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:42,980 What are you doing?! 3 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,560 I got it in me. 4 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,160 Shit society! 5 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:13,180 No but ... That was then so bad for you, then. 6 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,660 You must smile at the world. 7 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:20,620 I woke up to two dirty men did its thing in my mouth. 8 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:25,100 - And I think I swallowed some of it. - Number two? 9 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:29,180 -What? No! - Then you have nothing to complain about. 10 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:33,020 Pee straight from the source is completely sterile. Doesn't taste half-fermented either. 11 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,140 Yes, it tastes great. 12 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:39,580 You learn to appreciate on the small pointers gradually. 13 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:43,060 The Vikings are creative in that area there. 14 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,780 Just take off the hat. 15 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,700 I don't take my hat off to get pissed in the mouth. 16 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,140 No, no. You can wear it, you. 17 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,780 No! 18 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,280 -No, no... - Dirty whore! 19 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,440 -Stay down! -No! 20 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:10,040 You have killed my master! Just penetrate me, but spare the kids! 21 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:17,220 - I think I need to take a break. -Pause? Had we started? 22 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:22,500 - I have to have water or something. - Okay. This is just getting stupid. 23 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,540 - Embarrassing! - I think too much. 24 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,220 - Then I get stressed. - Okay. Just get up. 25 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:34,340 The new farmer is unable to press tere Just hanging there like a slug. 26 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:40,200 I'm sorry about that. I'm starting to think too much. Then you forget to feel. 27 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,020 Then you get stressed. 28 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,780 Here, everyone gives their all to make a big show around you. 29 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:50,580 That's how it is not good enough. What do we do then? 30 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,980 I just wanted to try to get in the mood. 31 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,740 Your sexual experience consists of rape and coercion. 32 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:05,180 -Why is this not good enough? -With them it didn't matter. 33 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:13,700 But we are married and very much so fall in love I think you are so pretty. 34 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:19,100 That is why. I get achievement anxiety because you are way too pretty. 35 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:24,000 - That's sweet, then. Do you think so? -Yes. 36 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:34,000 Do you know what I think? I think so is stupid. And it's only your fault. 37 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:43,100 You don't stick down the archway again. There is a lot to do here. 38 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:46,000 Arvid! 39 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:55,780 Imagine that - my very last day as a slave. 40 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,620 For over 20 years I have worked and struggled. 41 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:05,280 But today, when I put the ax in the tool shed, I am a free man. 42 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:12,460 -What are you planning to do? -Yes, where do I start? 43 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,620 I will deal with it all that life has to offer: 44 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:23,280 Travel, soak up impressions, especially visual impressions. 45 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:32,140 - You have always been an esthetician. - I love to see it. 46 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:36,900 Glane, spectacle, squint, peek, squint, - 47 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:43,540 - glo, scotch, see, observe, consider. 48 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:48,980 Mope, yes, generally take things in stride. 49 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:52,940 Now I have learned to read too, so these eyes - 50 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:57,400 - Jaggu will be able to drive forward. 51 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,520 Arvid. 52 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:08,820 -What is that there? - I don't see anything. 53 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:15,960 Two extremely pointed objects comes rushing at tremendous speed. 54 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:20,460 You must learn to communicate. 55 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,960 (A violent scream from the forest) 56 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,700 - There were arrows! -In Loki's name! 57 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,340 - Can't you do something? -Don't take them out! 58 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:36,460 -They have barbs. I know it. - You can't possibly know that. 59 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:41,020 You can't walk around with two arrows in the head for the rest of his life. 60 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:46,180 Imagine if you had to sleep on your stomach. It's not going to work. They have to get out. 61 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:52,760 Take it easy now. It's a lot easier if you don't twist. 62 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,700 Oh! 63 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:02,600 Trust us now. It's going well. Ok, on 3. 1, 2 and 3. 64 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,440 I don't see anything. 65 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:15,460 Is that the point? Was the operation successful? 66 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,740 Not at all. It's absolutely terrible. 67 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:25,640 - I can see deep into your head. - You were right about the barbs. 68 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:08,780 You came straight from the forest now all alone? No guards? 69 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,620 -No. -Why didn't you run away? 70 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:17,540 Why should I run away? I am here voluntarily. 71 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,140 I was set free in the mid-80s. 72 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:27,220 It felt completely wrong to me out there on your own. Everything went so fast. 73 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,340 I feel better in fixed frames in here. 74 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,300 - You are institutionalized, that is. -Yes, yes. 75 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:37,860 Nothing is better than work for others without being paid. 76 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:43,740 - Quite a few things are better than that. - I strongly doubt that. 77 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:48,760 Just give this some time, then you will love it. 78 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,760 Yes... 79 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:17,620 Where is the slave who is responsible for grua? 80 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:21,780 It's insanely cold here! I prefer everything temperate! 81 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:27,960 Go find him at once. He will lose an ear for this. 82 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,380 He is gone. 83 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:40,960 - We can't find him. - Blow the horn. 84 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,060 Ragnar, Frøya, look for tracks on the north side. 85 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,220 Viljar, see if a boat is missing. 86 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:09,520 Arvid, you stay here with me. We shall find the wretched slave. 87 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,200 Arvid! 88 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,420 What are you imagining now? 89 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,820 - We're going on a trip. - Trip? 90 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:26,500 Yes. Mini tour. A slave has escaped which we must find and bring back. 91 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:31,580 Then that deal to take a couple horn mead with Ansgar and Lone - 92 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:35,740 - is not so important anymore? It was today, that. 93 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:41,220 - There will be no fencing on you. -But Chief Olav needs me. 94 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:44,980 Seriously. You manage to find a poor slave without Arvid. 95 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,820 Yes, it's going well. 96 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:53,460 Ansgar and Lone are the world's deafest. I don't even know them. 97 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:58,140 That's part of the point - that you should get to know some of my friends. 98 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:03,600 - But this is very important. - Pairs of friends are important! 99 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:10,960 You don't plan on being mad when you deal with breach of contract? 100 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:24,360 Then we have clues! He is on the way north through the forest! 101 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:46,820 Come the dim dragon flying, fråe-orm, below from Nida-fjelli. 102 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:51,980 Pray corpses in flight rooms, fly over embankments. 103 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:59,600 Nidhogg now pale. Now he must sink. 104 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:07,100 See - goosebumps. It is so beautiful! 105 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:11,540 A real effort to listen to. It's so strong. 106 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,460 Toast! Nice that everyone could come. 107 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,420 -Toast. -Toast. 108 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:21,020 That everyone should prepare a poem meaning - 109 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:26,900 - something special for them. Maybe you can read your poem, Arvid? 110 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,620 I don't know many poems, but I have written one myself. 111 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:35,420 - So good! - I don't know, but... 112 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,380 -Don't sell yourself short. - We are excited. 113 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:43,580 There is probably a real one hiding poet beneath the rough exterior. 114 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:49,420 Give us something real poetry fodder to chew on now. 115 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:53,480 -Should I just start? - Yes, drive on. 116 00:12:56,560 --> 00:13:00,140 One, two, three, pants down. 117 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:05,420 Four, five, dick forward. 118 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,940 Six, seven, eight, into the cone. 119 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,060 I'll stop you there. 120 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:15,200 Nine, ten. Then we pool. 121 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,920 Yes... 122 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,740 Help. 123 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,780 Thank you, God. 124 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:52,020 I have been captured by barbarians on the other side of the mountain. 125 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,820 What are you saying? 126 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,740 You won't believe what kind people it is. They keep slaves. 127 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:03,660 Thank you, God, that I found you. It's not just me. There are many. 128 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,900 Unworthy relationships. sanitary- conditions are bad to say the least... 129 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:13,460 We're going to get to the bottom of it here. Relax. You are completely safe here. 130 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:18,520 Take it easy. Come with me and we will find… 131 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:29,060 Sårsjøen rushes around the sword nose. 132 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:34,280 The Fleinfloda fell into the river at Stord. 133 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:40,260 It was nice. You have real poetry there, Arvid. 134 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:47,640 What do you think he means by that? "the wound fire burns in bloody snarls"? 135 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:59,380 I think he actually means it he says. That is what is common. 136 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:05,420 It is perhaps more about what not being said, that between the lines. 137 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,760 What do you think then? 138 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:16,580 Almost unbelievable how little takes place in that huge head there. 139 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:20,140 Is there anyone at home? 140 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,320 Is there anyone at home? 141 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:11,260 Seriously? What is going on? Who Do people in need trick themselves into even more need? 142 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:17,820 -What's the matter? - Oh, great Odin. Accept our sacrifice. 143 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:22,860 Now you are very reckless with that torch. 144 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:28,740 -Quiet! You are passionate about a good cause. -Wait! 145 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:33,300 You cannot burn an artist. I am valuable. 146 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,660 -I can act. -Never heard of. 147 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:45,060 It is the best in performing arts. Pantomime, then? Not pantomime? 148 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:49,960 Magic, then? You must have heard of that. 149 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:15,420 Yes, now we are excited. A real one sorcerer. See what you're good at. 150 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,820 Nothing unusual with those hands here? 151 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:23,780 What do you say if I left? of me the one thumb? 152 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:30,200 It doesn't work. It cannot be done. Thumbs are stuck. 153 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:44,080 He tore off his thumb and put it on back space. It doesn't even bleed! 154 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:54,180 He walks along a wall of air. Now he looks forward from the air wall. 155 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:58,880 - He looks forward from behind a wall of air. -Yes. 156 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,660 Now he pulls forward in an imaginary rope. 157 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,840 He climbs an imaginary rope. 158 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:20,800 - This is great magic. -Yes. 159 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:29,680 He pulls down a hatch, I think. Yes! Looking in. Leaning in the hatch. 160 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:35,040 He is much more valuable than we realized. 161 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,900 Opens a door. 162 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:51,420 What happens now? Why is he just standing there? 163 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:55,200 What is it he is building towards now? 164 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,440 Who are you? 165 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:10,160 -What do you want? - You have something that belongs to me. 166 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,340 We're actually in control here now. 167 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:18,500 Have you heard of the man Who had too much control? 168 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:23,060 -No? -No. 169 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:27,300 Where was I? Yes, you have something that belongs to me. 170 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,080 - What then? -That one. 171 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,980 Normally I would kill you all. 172 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:44,480 But you have conjured great magic in what I thought was an ordinary slave. 173 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,960 So we'll just settle for this here. 174 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:05,760 You hear me? Never... Never steal from Chief Olav. 175 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,980 Jump! Jump! 176 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:20,420 Yes, that's what a noble man said who wrote nonsense about the guy. 177 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,980 -Lovely! -Yes. 178 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:27,740 It was perhaps a bit simple. Arvid, what is this about? 179 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,500 It is absolutely fundamental. Come on, then. Cow-cow! 180 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:37,540 He didn't understand this here either. Is there anyone at home? Hello! 181 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:46,040 What in Loki's name are you doing with? At least say sorry. 182 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:52,240 No New Year's celebration with a couple of friends if you punch the ladies in the face! 183 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:05,260 Hello. You're just a little late. 184 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:10,860 - Was it fun? Are you enjoying yourself? - That's how it is with relationships. 185 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,700 It's about give and take. 186 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,380 Pairs of friends are important, so you have to prioritize. 187 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:22,240 -So you had to give a little? -Frøya, that... 188 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:29,060 Arvid, we talk in town about what happened. 189 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:33,780 It wasn't quite inside. 190 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:40,500 No, but in a relationship it is It is important that you have different interests. 191 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,260 Now were Life's interests more important than mine. 192 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:51,500 You must not lose yourself in the relationship. That's rule #1. 193 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:57,780 Mutual respect thought i was rule #1. 194 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:02,200 I feel like I have a lot of that. 195 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:24,780 Life, I wonder if the door has stuck. 196 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,980 Life, come on, then! 197 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:36,720 Liv, sorry about that with Lone. Like that shall not happen. I lie flat. 198 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,520 Life, come on, then! 199 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:04,300 Hey, hey! Hey, you! What a nice and nice toddler you were. Out and playing? 200 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,860 So nice. Want to play with me? So good. 201 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:14,700 Have you heard of a game like called "excavate the body"? No. 202 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:20,220 Take that shovel over there and come here, then I'll show you something really fun. 203 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:26,980 There, yes. Terribly good. Then you take and carefully digs around my head. 204 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:31,420 It's a bit uncomfortable for me to be buried. 205 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:36,460 Oh! what do you do, whore from hell? 206 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:41,140 No. Don't do it. You will regret it. 207 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,440 Oh! 208 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:55,240 Water! I need water! 209 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:03,320 Can I have water? Preferably with a slice of lemon! 210 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,280 Possibly lime. 211 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:13,640 It works well with plain water too. 212 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:29,540 Allow me to introduce myself. I am Orm, brother of the chief. 213 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:34,740 First in the order of succession, so I'm kind of a bigot. 214 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,580 -Can you get me out of here? - It is not completely impossible. 215 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:45,080 Rumor has it you have Any amazing skills? 216 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,980 - I am very curious. -Pantomime and thumb tricks. 217 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,540 People said it was a magical performance. 218 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:59,100 Just simple tricks to sweeten child. I'm actually an actor. 219 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,360 What is it? 220 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:25,860 You pretend to be someone you is not, to tell a story? 221 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,980 That is where the power lies where I come from - in art. 222 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,580 Art can overthrow emperors and make people search rich. 223 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:40,100 You should have seen the life I had - the wealth, the food, orgies every day. 224 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,500 - Orgies? -Orgies, yes. 225 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,300 Men and women entangled in each other in wormholes of naked bodies. 226 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:54,060 Completely naked? Both men and women? Both sexes? 227 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:58,140 - You just take the closest one? - Everything was legal. 228 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:02,100 We could probably do it something like that here in the north too? 229 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:09,300 -Yes, why not? - We have an incredible amount to talk about. 230 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,980 -I feel like we have a... - Chemistry. 231 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:21,260 No, it's more contact. Relationship. That we have a lot in common. 232 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,380 I believe the word you are looking for is chemistry. 233 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:30,780 No, there is more a deeper understanding of each other. 234 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,360 - Yes, it's chemistry. -No. 235 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,640 Hello? 236 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,040 Hello, is anyone there? 237 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,500 Worm, are you sneaking around down here again? 238 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:09,300 You have been given a stern warning if not sneaking around the dostanga! 239 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:15,800 There have been too many negatives reactions! This is very private. 240 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,640 Thanks for the last one.